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“Law and Order CI”.. Or should we call it the new “Monk”?

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While I am not an avid tv watcher, I am a die hard fan of “Law and Order”, have been since the original came out with Det. Sgt. Max Greevey, Det Mike Logan, Capt. Don Cragen, Exec ADA Ben Stone, ADA Paul Robinette, DA Adam Schiff as our main characters. I absolutely loved the cross over into Homicide Life On The Streets… (I am hoping Munch isn’t gonna be the next char to go…). I miss old Lenny every day, (RIP Jerry Orbach) and will admit readily that he with Sam Waterston are my all time favorite original L&O chars.

Out of all the L&O series, CI has been my favorite. I do enjoy SVU, I have been a Munch fan since Homicide LOTS, and was happy to see him continue his character in SVU.

Out of all the teams L&O has thrown at us, Goren ( Vincent D’Onofrio) and Eames (Kathryn Erbe) have been the most interesting. They make CI in my opinion. After loosing Det Logan for the second time, we are now loosing Goren and Eames… (I miss Wheeler!! (Julianne Nicholson)).

Don’t get me wrong, I think Jeff Goldblum is a brilliant and fun actor, I just DO NOT like his character Det Zach Nichols. Although, I guess its good to ride on the coat tails of a show that has been a success for so long before the “big” name came in?

Zach Nichols, as portrayed by Jeff Goldblum, is an analytical and quirky character.

Read more at Suite101: Jeff Goldblum Talks About Law and Order CI: Detective Zach Nichols Introduced on L&O Criminal Intent on USA

http://prime-time-dramas.suite101.com/article.cfm/jeff_goldblum_talks_about_law_and_order_ci#ixzz0k9RqLPan

I didn’t like the series Monk, and here we are with another “Monk” clone in Zach Nichols…. I find that Zach goes off tangent a little too reminiscent of “Monk”, and the logic that Goren brings has been forgotten in this character. When watching the episodes with Goldblum, I am waiting at any moment for him to be afraid to touch a door handle because he doesn’t know who touched it last.. It irritates me to the point, after the first 10 mins, I turn it off. I tried to watch Monk, I couldn’t get into it. (No offense to Tony Shalhoub).

Tuesday night will be the end for me. I will see what they have in store for Goren and Eames. I hope that both go out in the kind of glory that Capt Ross (Eric Bogosian) did. I hope they don’t pull the Speedle departure type thing that was pulled on CSI Miami… LAME!!!!!!! (I haven’t watched that show since, you don’t take a brilliant mind and turn him into a reckless, dumb ass to kill him off a show…).

This coming Tuesday will be the last we see of Goren, I highly doubt after seeing the following quote that he will be back from time to time.

“L&O:CI” is a USA Network show now after running on sister channel NBC. And USA, insiders point out, likes lighter fare when it comes to its shows. Goldblum is more in the tradition of Tony Shalhoub’s “Monk” than D’Onofrio.

While USA likes “lighter fare”, they tend to overwhelm in the useless and chronically moronic… Maybe they do not realize that a lot of their ratings came from the Goren and Eames fans they picked up when CI went to USA from NBC?.. I never watched that channel before CI went to it, I mean come on Monk? Psych? Give me a break! THATS SOME GOOD TV!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!! I won’t even begin to talk about Burn Notice, I don’t care if they have the ALMIGHTY Bruce Campbell or not! I tried to watch that show once…. can you all give Jeffrey Donovan (Michael Westen) some acting lessons please??

I would also like to point out, USA Network, if you wanted to keep Monk, why did you end the series? Let’s keep the Monk clones in the closet, and come up with creativity. If we wanted to watch Monk, we would watch the reruns. (OK, I didn’t watch the originals, forget the reruns. :) )

All these changes raise again the larger question of where the whole franchise is headed. Meanwhile, Detectives Nichols and Stevens should make “Criminal Intent” different, and maybe that’s not a thing.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2010/03/30/2010-03-30_shifts_like_vincent_donofrios_departure_from_law__order_criminal_intent_choppy.html#ixzz0k9Y97oQy

Where is the franchise headed?? Hell in a hand basket, full of teens and those who like everything spelled out for them with out having to have a thought process going on while watching tv? The true boob toobers?? *SMIRK*

But.. IT’S OK!! They got Saffron Burrows!!! USA.. you might want to throw in Megan Fox while you are at it, I think with them two, your target audience of the walking hormone will be captured totally!

Saffron Burrows

Saffron Burrows - Do we really want an anorexic being in the spot light? I guess this is the kind of projection USA thinks is a GOOD IDEA???!!

You remember the stories about girls as young as 6 years old starving themselves to be “perfect”? I think Saffron Burrows is a spokeswoman for that campaign….

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Kathryn Erbe - A better choice for TV.... Thin but healthy! Beauty with out glitz, a role model type for those little 6 year olds who think they need to starve themselves to be beautiful... proof they don't have to.

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Julianne Nicholson - Another perfect choice for TV.. Thin but healthy looking, your girl next door; the NORMAL woman.. another advocate that you can be thin and don't have to starve yourself to do it...

Makes you wonder what the message the USA Network is really sending doesn’t it?

And the goes to……… THE USA NETWORK for breaking something that was already perfect…

Feel free to sound off as you will. :)

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Bri’s Top 10 List of Things That Really IRRIATE HER

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10. People who are perseumptous and pre judge before knowing the facts.

09. People who have no accountability. If you caused a problem, participated in a problem, OWN UP AND GROW UP! Don’t pass it off and point fingers at others, thats a 5 year old thing to do.

08. People who think they are they ONLY right and are so tunnel visioned they can’t see the proverbial forest for the trees….

07. People who have no real personality of their own, but have to copy and mimic other people to look like “the cool kid in the sand box”.

06. Adult men who use 2 year old children phrases… Again, if I wanted another child, I would have one…

05. People who try to change others to the way THEY think they SHOULD be…

04. People who think that things that happen to OTHERS are perfectly ok because it is not happening to or has no effect to their greatness or personal being.

03. People who know a whole heck of a lot of nothing but think they know EVERYTHING!!

02. Double standards

01. People who think they are the alpha, the omega… IE: Center of the universe, everything must be dropped for them on their call… it’s all about them, they are the greatest thing AND WE SHOULD ALL BOW TO THEIR GREATNESS OR FEAR THEM AND DESPAIR!!!!!!! (ok so that last bit was my Galadriel impression for the day :) )

And the Chornically Moronic award goes to the select handful who should know who they are but due to irritation 08, 04, 03 and 01 just either won’t see it or ASSume they are too INCREDIBLE to fit into this list, or they ASSume it doesn’t mean them.

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